lukestein’s Twitter Archive—№ 2,174

@daniel_egan Walking down the street I spot what looks like a $10 bill. “Couldn’t be,” I shrug, and keep walking. Then I see a $5. “If it were real…” I think, and keep walking. Finally, a $1 bill! I run so fast to grab it that I trip and skin my knee and have to spend the $1 on a bandaid.