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    1. This legit made me laugh hard enough to spit out my chocolate milk
      oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1. …in reply to @lukestein
    I do enjoy a glass of chocolate milk (or preferably, an egg cream) with my weekend lunch. Will warn you to exercise caution before googling “chocolate milk coming out nose” btw: guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/most-milkshake-dispensed-through-the-nose/