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  1. “‘So how did you guys get Canadian residency?’ I asked her…. ‘I thought it was impossible. The waiting list is over twenty-three million.’ ‘We got lucky,’ she said. ‘And I have a degree in econometrics. That helps.’” —“Super Sad True Love Story,” Gary Shteyngart via @Readwiseio