lukestein’s Twitter Archive—№ 5,696

In which brilliant historian of condiments (and antiquarian bookseller) @pazzobooks laments the dearth of ketchups: “[A]lternate-reality ketchups like the Costa Rican salsa lizano, Japanese bulldog sauce, and English HP, are all testaments to ketchup’s failure.” @HILOBROW/1219289252250423297