lukestein’s Twitter Archive—№ 8,600

“By the time he was nailed to the cross, Jesus Christ was severely dehydrated. He literally said, ‘I am thirsty.’ And then they just gave him wine, so on top of being dehydrated, he also had intoxicants in his system.“ mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-city-of-minneapolis-releases-statements-of-probable-cause-for-other-notable-violent-incidents