lukestein’s Twitter Archive—№ 10,028

“Yeah, sure you can see my nunchucks. Want me to take a picture of you with them? Give me your phone. Ready? 1-2 — throw the phone like a shuriken, burying it right between your eyes. Fatality. Destroyed.” (@sighpilot is a comedy genius.) mcsweeneys.net/articles/22-ways-i-will-destroy-you-with-karate