lukestein’s Twitter Archive—№ 14,544

@NickKaknes @patio11 “No, see, it’s simple. I put your money in an FDIC-insured account. Then I use that as collateral on a personal loan which I use to buy jewelry. I pawn that, and use the proceeds to buy chips at the casino. Have I mentioned that no FDIC-insured account has ever taken losses?”