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        1. New Barber I went to yesterday: “So, on the sides, are you thinking high and tight? Medium? A bit longer?” Me: <thinking> NB: “I'll let you in on a barber secret: It doesn’t matter what you say. I’m giving you the same haircut either way.”
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        “Look, if you don't like it, don't make a big deal. It’s not important. It’s just a haircut. It’ll grow back next month.”
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      P.S. Probably a better haircut than my former place, for less money, with less cringy political talk that I couldn’t get old barber to stop pushing on me while he held a razor against my neck
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  1. …in reply to @lukestein
    Dear barbers: If I wanted to hear wild political takes, I’d get myself a twitter account thank you very much @ben_golub/1375162055360188425
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